If 32-year-olds Acted Like 2-year-olds, They'd...

• Wear diapers, and when doing a #2 shout "bye, bye!" if someone came into the same room.
• Scream at the top of their lungs at the littlest things--like a pants leg being crooked or a coat collar poking them in the cheek.
• All have transitional objects or "lovies" that accompanied them to board meetings, on visits with their tax lawyer, and on dinner-and-a-movie dates.
• Like doing the same things over and over, whether watching a certain movie or riding a ride at the amusement park.
• Enjoy looking at themselves in the mirror and saying "pretty hair."
• Get really excited every time they saw the moon.
• Sharply rebuke you if you stole their center of attention by trying to sing to the same song.
• Make funny burping noises on visits to the grocery store, at times running down the aisle and saying "Running!"
• Be the smartest and cutest 32-year-old around. :)